Friday, October 11, 2013

Fantasy Football Week 6 Preview

Matchup: The Scipio AfricANUS’s vs. The Casual Dogs

I’ll try to keep this preview short, it shouldn’t be a problem because this week’s matchup will be a cakewalk.  The hard opening to my season is over I beat: Matt, Michael, and Bob all of whom have solid teams and I am now entering a tranquil stretch.  My next three games are against: Blake, John Doe, and Dave who have a combined record of 4-11.  This fact has me quite relaxed and at ease about the outcome of the next few games.  In three weeks I should be sitting pretty at 7-1 in an undisputed first place.  Knowing that I don’t need to spend time fortifying my roster as I would for tougher matches has freed up my schedule.  During all this extra time I got to thinking and one thought kept coming to the top of my mind: I BEAT YOU MICHAEL!!! (I beat you Michael is not actually the thought that kept coming to mind, but I couldn’t help myself! If you are reading this Michael I must let you know that it is lonely on top.)


The thing that I couldn’t stop thinking about was Blake’s team name; The Casual Dog’s.  After considerable thought I have decided that this name is…is what? I cannot seem to form an opinion on it.  When I asked Blake how he came up with name he started rambling on about his honeymoon and something about Maine and blah, blah, blah.  It was all very wearisome and I lost interest quickly.  I did however retain enough attention to notice that Blake’s team was without a mascot.  So, cute honeymoon tale aside I set out on a search scouring the web for “Casual Dogs” in the most literal sense of the term.  These are my top votes for Blake’s new mascot:



                      Casual Dog 1: The Swinger






            Casual Dog 2: Clint Eastwood meets France 






  
                   Casual Dog 3: Jolly Good!







                                                       Casual Dog 4: The Hipster






                                                           Casual D--....Hmmm




                  Casual Dog 6: Did I stutter?!!!




                                                     Casual Dog 7: The Original



If I had to place a wager I would say Blake's favorite would be Casual Dog 2.  I'm personally a fan of #5 but thats just me.  Another wager I would place is that Blake is going to have a rough week against me.  Hopfully, I end up on the winning side of that bet.  




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